This is a time to reflect on the joys of life and the joys of publishing Sustainability Reports. A time to be merry and indicator-driven. This is a time to eat well and edit well, engage with friends and dialogue with all stakeholders, think about what's important to you and call it material, recommit to your higher purpose and approve your reporting budget.
Usually the #CSR Reporting Blog finds an innovative and humorous way to spread holiday cheer. But there is a limit to the number of alternative ways we can find to say Merry Christmas, Seasons Greetings, Have A Cool Yule and such other appropriate expressions. So imagine my delight to discover, via an online dictionary, that one can simply wish people Ho Ho Ho!
So, to all the #CSR Reporting Blog readers and everyone working in the #CSR and #Sustainability field to help make our world a better place, I wish you a:
HAPPY HO HO HO!
And to all my candle-loving readers: Happy Ho Ho Glow!
And to all my fair-minded readers: Happy Ho Ho Quid Pro Quo!
And to all my entertainment loving readers: Happy Ho Ho Show!
And to all my javelin fan readers: Happy Ho Ho Throw!
And to all my readers vacationing in France: Happy Ho Ho Bordeaux!
And to all my Marilyn lookalike readers: Happy Ho Ho Monroe!
And to all my readers with bunions, Happy Ho Ho Toe!
And to all my readers using drip irrigation from Netafim, Happy Ho Ho Flow!
And to all my depressed readers, Happy Ho Ho Low!
And to all my baker readers, Happy Ho Ho Dough!
And to all my art-loving readers, Happy Ho Ho Vincent Van Gogh!
And to all my nostalgic readers, Happy Ho Ho Ago!
And to all my martial arts loving readers, Happy Ho Ho Taekwondo!
And to all my positive thinking readers, Happy Ho Ho Pro!
And to all my readers called Joe, Happy Ho Ho Joe!
And to all my readers who love anise flavored alcohol, Happy Ho Ho Pernod!
And to all my archery loving readers, Happy Ho Ho Bow!
And to all those who dream of a White Christmas, Happy Ho Ho Snow!
And to all my American Indian tribal readers, Happy Ho Ho Navaho!
And to my doubtful readers, Happy Ho Ho Although!
And to my readers who like to hear things twice, Happy Ho Ho Echo!
And to all my anonymous readers, Happy Ho Ho John Doe!
And to my readers who are Oprah Winfrey fans, Happy Ho Ho Talk Show!
And to all my readers who already heard the news, Happy Ho Ho Know!
And to my son, who loves building things, Happy Ho Ho Lego!
And to my spiritualist readers, Happy Ho Ho Tarot!
And to all my male readers who think they are the world's gift, Happy Ho Ho Macho!
And to my bird-loving readers, Happy Ho Ho Crow!
And to all my readers who have reached their peak, Happy Ho Ho Plateau!
And to my readers with enemies, Happy Ho Ho Foe!
And to all my Mexican readers, Happy Ho Ho Nacho!
And to all my readers who love cold soup, Happy Ho Ho Gazpacho!
And to all my readers who like to travel in a boat, Happy Ho Ho Row!
And to all my readers with a common blood type, Happy Ho Ho O!
And to all my Spanish speaking readers, Happy Ho Ho Uno!
And to all my readers who will be in the Holy Land this Christmas, Happy Ho Ho Jericho!
And to all my Alfred Hitchcock loving readers, Happy Ho Ho Psycho!
And to all my sustainability minded readers, Happy Ho Ho Eco!
And to all my Jewish readers, Happy Ho Ho Oy Vey!
And finally, to all my readers publishing a #G4 Sustainability Report in 2014:
Happy Ho Ho Woe!
elaine cohen, CSR consultant, winning (CRRA'12) Sustainability Reporter, HR Professional, Ice Cream Addict. Author of Understanding G4: the Concise guide to Next Generation Sustainability Reporting AND Sustainability Reporting for SMEs: Competitive Advantage Through Transparency AND CSR for HR: A necessary partnership for advancing responsible business practices . Contact me at www.twitter.com/elainecohen or via my business website www.b-yond.biz (Beyond Business Ltd, an inspired CSR consulting and Sustainability Reporting firm)
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