CSR Holiday Wishes

I would like to take this opportunity to wish all my readers a Happy Holiday Season.And in the interests of diversity and inclusion, I offer some special wishes to individual reader stakeholder groups.

To readers appearing on more than 799 Twitter lists- Have a Happy Listmas
To my readers concerned by global warming- Have a Cool Yule
To alternative transportation advocates- Have a Cool Mule
To readers who advocate responsible drinking- Have a Happy Pissedmas
To my readers involved in community work over the holidays- Have a Happy Assistmas
To my readers who are currently unemployed as a result of globalization- Happy Dismissedmas
To readers who listen to classical music whilst reading CSR reports -Have a Happy Lisztmas
To readers generating their own energy this holiday season-Have a Joule Yule
To readers in the ethical diamonds business-Have a Jewel Yule
To readers who like dancing at the CSR office party-Have a Happy Twistmas
To readers who like doing other things at the CSR office party-Have a Happy Kissedmas
To readers who don’t manage to do other things at the CSR office party-Have a Drool Yule
To readers in the Middle East region-Have a Happy Coexistmas
To readers prone to eating too much Chunky Monkey-Have a Happy Resistmas
To readers in favour of the armed forces, war and violence-Have a Happy Enlistmas
To my younger readers behind with their classwork-Have a School Yule
To all the Big Global Energy Companies.-Have a Fuel Yule Have a Fool Yule
To readers who work thru the holidays because they have no work-life balance-Have a Happy Missedmas
To all  readers with young babies who have sacrificed their career to raise a family.-Have a Nappy Christmas
To all readers publishing a CSR report over the holidays-Have a Happy Persistmas
To all my really boring and unimaginative readers-Have a Sustainable Christmas
And finally….
To all my readers who are dyslexic from reading too many CSR reports - Have a Crappy Histmas !!

elaine cohen is the joint CEO of BeyondBusiness, a leading reporting and social-environmental consulting firm . Visit our website at: www.b-yond.biz/en