Monday, December 22, 2014

Holiday Wishes

As usual, around this time of year, the #CSR Reporting Blog wishes all its followers "Happy Holidays". I think I said it best last year which I quoted from the year before. We love to recycle on the CSR Reporting Blog. Here goes. Again. 

This is a time to reflect on the joys of life and the joys of publishing Sustainability Reports. A time to be merry and indicator-driven. This is a time to eat well and edit well, engage with friends and dialogue with all stakeholders, think about what's important to you and call it material, recommit to your higher purpose, approve your reporting budget and select your reporting consultant

Usually the #CSR Reporting Blog finds an innovative and humorous way to spread holiday cheer. But there is a limit to the number of alternative ways we can find to say Merry Christmas, Seasons Greetings, Have A Cool Yule, Ho! Ho! Ho! and such other appropriate expressions. So this year we are going to go with the very inclusive: Holiday Wishes. 

To all the #CSR Reporting Blog readers and everyone working in the #CSR and #Sustainability field to help make our world a better place, we wish you:


And to our culinary readers: Holiday Dishes!
And to our aquamarine readers: Holiday Fishes!
And to our dancing readers: Holiday Swishes!
And for our cybercrime readers: Holiday Phishes!
And to our chef readers: Holiday Quiches!
And to our dog-loving readers: Holiday Leashes!
And to our shopaholic readers: Trolleyday Wishes!
And to our young daughter readers: Dollyday Wishes!
And to our parrot-loving readers: Pollyday Wishes!
And to our tennis-playing readers: Volleyday Wishes!
And to all our readers in rainy Manchester: Brollyday Wishes!
And to all our readers who are suckers: Ice-Lollyday Wishes!
And to our slightly dumb readers: Wallyday Wishes!
And to our dog-loving readers: Collieday Wishes!
And to our mistake-making readers: Follyday Wishes!
And to our playful readers: Holiplay Wishes!
And to our LGBT readers: Holigay Wishes!
And to our pessimistic readers: Holigrey Wishes!
And to our not leaving readers: Holistay Wishes!
And to our horse-loving readers: Holihay Wishes!
And to our readers who buy beefburgers at Tesco: Holineigh Wishes!
And to our French milk-drinking readers: Holilait Wishes!
And to our religious readers: Holipray Wishes!
And to our dyslexic readers: Wolliday Hishes!

And finally, to all the CSR Reporting Blog readers who prefer to rest instead of publishing Sustainability Reports:

Holidays Forever!

elaine cohen, CSR consultant, Sustainability Reporter, HR Professional, Ice Cream Addict. Author of Understanding G4: the Concise guide to Next Generation Sustainability Reporting  AND  Sustainability Reporting for SMEs: Competitive Advantage Through Transparency AND CSR for HR: A necessary partnership for advancing responsible business practices . Contact me via Twitter (@elainecohen)  or via my business website   (Beyond Business Ltd, an inspired CSR consulting and Sustainability Reporting firm).  

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